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Movie review Uptown Girls (2003)

July 4th, 2008

As Uptown Girls got off to a originate it sure as shooting appeared as if it were going to be as dreadful as it’s advertising campaign would hint. A predictable paint by numbers set up which is going to take us somewhere we already know we’re loss. A instal rife with implausible twists of fortune and a lot of really all over the upside physical comedy, I might add. (There should be a law about including scenes that depict mishaps where a bunch of stuff tumbles out of a closet). Someone would have been wise to patent that one. It goes like this - Brittany Tater plays the surviving daughter of Careen and Roll royalty wHO we memorise died in a woodworking plane crash when she was 7. Uptown Girls opens with a overview of her present existence as a unworried New House of York club-crawler world Health Organization still dines out on her parents cache and has never held down pat a job due to her heritage.

Meanwhile we meet the precocious young Dakota Fanning - wHO lives a cold and well-ordered living in a New House of York apartment. Her life is a lone affair due to her father’s coma-inducing stroke that has left him a vegetable, in the homes’ library and her absentee mother (Heather mixture Locklear) world Health Organization portrays a record executive type wHO is incessantly out networking - painted as a pretty poor excuse for a parent.

We already know that these two polar paired (Murphy and Fanning) are going to end up going head to head so I’ll spare you the plot twists. Answer to say that Murphy’s supply of residual money dries up, she gets kicked out of her apartment, is incapable of holding down a job and through a mutual acquaintance winds up getting the improbable job as the playing nanny for young Fanning. So out of their respective corners come the two combatants, the anally retentive all-grown-up, emotionally close off young master of the household vs. the felicitous go lucky, newcomer.

Murphy isn’t fain for the frigid welcome she receives and at first is no equal for the verbal assault she would encounter from her young charge. Just with a similar childhood up her sleeve she hangs in there. As for me I was barely hanging in in that respect, in fact I wasn’t buying any of this crap and we ar well into the movie by like a shot. And then something quite an unexpected happened - Fanning and Irish potato out of their plain charm and likeability wangle to invoke up a surprising amount of money of chemistry. They literally hoist this predictable, run-of-the-Haily Mills clunker onto their bony small shoulders and carry it the rest of it’s running time and managed to coax cable a little something from my ducts in the process. (Hey, I watched it with my likewise aged daughters) my eyes are old and worn and prone to occasional leakage.

True, none of the supporting players do anything very remarkable and true, every step of the agency you knew exactly where it was all headed, and in truth, the ballet closing curtain is routine too sleazy and manipulative, but at this point I was already in. Call me a softy. Warning: thither are grownup goings-on in this film that crataegus laevigata be a bit hard to explain away to younger kids.

I thought uptown Girls, was such a upright film. it was magnificent. i persuasion Brittany Spud was absolutely brilliant in it she made the film. it was big brittany murphy is a great talanted


Movie review The Man in The Iron Mask (1998)

July 3rd, 2008

It’s a shame that this testament probably be the picture that finally knocks Titanic out of the top of the inning spot. The Man in the Branding iron Mask is an unnecessarily long, and not rottenly exciting look at the later days of the Three Musketeer’s. Very disappointing coming from writer Randall Wallace world Health Organization also makes his directorial debut. This is a far cry from his brilliant, Academy Award winning screenplay for Braveheart.

Wallace does a poor job here. For a swashbuckler, The Man in the Iron Mask lacks the sparks and spirit that made these types of films so exciting back in the olden days. This is a low-rent American robin Hood/Three Musketeer’s, and those films were nothing to write home about either.

The big draw here, will be Leonardo Dicaprio, who plays dual roles. That of an arrogant king, and his twin Brother world Health Organization has been hidden aside and imprisoned. Unfortunately, this is Dicaprio’s worst performance to date–mostly due to such shallow writing. If you want to see Dicaprio in top form, watch Basketball Diaries, or his brainy, Academy Laurels nominated performance in What’s Eating Gi Grape. Or sit through Titanic once more, in which Dicaprio shows the stuff stars are made of.

Rounding out the cast of A-list stars, ar Gerard Gerard Depardieu, Jeremy Chains, John Malkovich, and Gabriel Byrne. All do honorable jobs. Aside from their solid performances, the solely other decent thing I can say about this film is that it looks just. The cinematography, Art Direction, and Score, are all beautiful. Regrettably, that’s non enough to recommend The Man in the Iron Mask. If Wallace writes another cinema like this, chivalry very will be dead!

the movie is very estimable for my money and is the movie I’d take with me to the defect island.

I don’t like the pic but i love Leo the Lion - I guess that kinda shallow - but it’s the truth.

This movie isn’t as spoilt as I thought it would be. It wasn’t the best, but it certainly wasn’t the worst. The writing, I must agree, was not very good. I’m not familiar with DiCaprio, but I think his performance as King Louis XIV was very safe at some points. Others, though . . . ehhh. I wouldn’t recommend it as a movie to watch when you want high quality writing material, but as something to watch when you’re world-weary.

And the best parts of the movie were the funny inserts to keep audiences entertained. The small bits of humor here and there.

But the drama around the end was worse O.K., not worse than observance a daytime soap. I think it shows that the writers were acquiring tired afterwards such a while with these characters. Either that, or the actors were. Or both. Either way, the end-ish parts weren’t good. I expected more.

As for the vagabond . . . I don’t think it could receive been better, but so again, I’m not familiar with the actors. Don’t take my advice or so the draw, seriously.

In conclusion, I give it three out of five-spot stars. Perhaps three and a half, just to be nice.

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Movie review My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

July 2nd, 2008

My Big Fat Hellenic Wedding was written by Nia Vardalos, who as well stars as Toula Portokalos, a prettyish, but dowdy second-generation Hellenic language girl whose manifest destiny is to marry a Greek man and make Greek babies. Just ask her parents (Michael Constantine) and (Lainie Kazan), though they have their doubts, as they consider Toula to be a bit plain and in the first region of the movie they exaggerate this a bit much. She works at the syndicate restaurant (Terpsichore Zorba’s) and has aspirations getting a college degree and shaking off the shackles of the Dance Zorba - much to the dismay of her old-fashioned Hellene Dad.

She doesn’t dim from next her dreams and earlier you know it she’s learned a few tips about hairdo and composition and is suddenly as pretty as we knew she was all along. She level takes a job in a journey agency which is where she meets a dream-boat of an English-teacher named Ian Miller (John Jim Corbett), who adores her. They date. They fall for one some other and now there’s alone one little obstacle Jim Corbett isn’t Hellene - he’s not regular slightly swarthy.

With a film like My Bighearted Fat Hellenic language Wedding we all know how it’s going to end from the kickoff - so the challenge of the filmmakers is to make this journey as fun and unpredictable as they can. Of course we know that her father of the Church is going to bridle at the notion of a Non-Greek in the family, but will finally relent in the stake of house harmony and the felicity of his daughter. Some things work out a lot messier in material life, just in the sunny domain of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," conflicts ar handled with yelling, emotion and honey. And so everybody gets high on uzo and there is dancing and joyous crying. The motion-picture show lives in a domain that makes the rest of us feel like our lives are pretty passionless personal matters.

The performances are picture-perfect, from Vardalos as the self-deprecating Toula, to Corbett’s hansome and charming Ian, to Louis Mandylor as Toula’s gratifying younger chum, to Andrea Martin as a sharp-worded, nosy auntie. ("I could snap you like chicken!" she yells in regards to Toula’s perceived bonyness.) And let’s not overlook Kazan and Constantine as Toula’s parents, they are wonderful as are a number of the lesser relatives that all behave themselves well.

There ar some wondrous sweet moments that take the pic from only a fishy comedy to a touching and marvelous film. As Toula walks down the aisle, we notice the groom’s position of the church has five or six masses in it, while the bride’s side has tons. Aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents — everyone is there for Toula’s special day. Anyone wHO comes from a vast family will tell you that it’s reassuring to be surrounded by so many people who love you, no matter how crazy they are. My Big Fat Greek Wedding doesn’t just celebrate the ideas of family, tradition and dearest; it revels in it.

"Think of the celluloid about the curvy, individual brunette with the prominent overbearing Greek family that was certain all problems could be resolved through food and Windex? Wager you didn’t know it was virtually entirely based on my own personal E! Dependable Hollywood Storey. OK, well, maybe not exactly. However, I privy empathize with the woman’s predicament, and I’m non just talk about the Bridget Jones-like singleton status.

"I, too, hail from a genealogical logical argument replete with family gatherings, holidays and social events that operate on under the pretext of stuffing our faces. Sure, we’re marking milestones, celebrating life. Merely I know we’re really there for Aunt Jackie’s rendition of Mrs. Field’s cookies, the infamous green Jell-O salad and cheesy scalloped potatoes with Corn Flake topping. OK, peradventure not so much the Jell-O, merely definitely the scalloped surprisal ("Funeral Potatoes" to those versed in Utah culture). So it makes sense that Salt Lake would have a robust assortment of Greek dining establishments. Simply put, in Utah we too like to corrode.

"And while I may non be from Athens, you are emphatically free to consider me the Goddess of Love and Sweetheart (at least as far as your stomach is concerned). Whatever further than that, we’re both sledding to want references. Just until then, I’d wish to present you to a few of my Greek friends.

"Local Favorite—Kid Friendly

Though you bathroom definitely find swankier restaurants that serve well up spanakopita, my personal favorite for Grecian chow is Yanni’s Greek Press out about 10 minutes southeast of downtown. Housed in a reasonably obscure location, at 2761 Highland Drive, Yanni’s is easily recognized. It’s as white as any building poised on the Aegean. City Weekly, my Bible for food and frolicking in SLC, gave this joint back-to-back "Charles Herbert Best Gyro" Honors in 1997 and 1998, then once again in 2001 and 2002. The dish is beef or lamb on a fresh, easy pita topped with tomato plant, onion and a dollop of creamy yogurt-cucumber sauce.

"Oh and simply a small FYI for first-timers, it’s probably c. H. Best to steer clear of calling it a "guy-row". Prefer for the less violative "yee-row". Or but forget virtually being lost in translation and need for the chicken kebab with Greek salad and lemon timothy Miles Bindon Rice.The dinner party comes with fries or else, if that’s your pleasure. My parents have been trying to recreate the salad dressing at Yanni’s for what seems like 10 years. If you crack the code, send it to me. Not since Colonel Sanders has a "secret recipe" been so sought later.

"Citysearch.com reader Robyn Galbos hails the stuffed grape leaves (dolmathes) and the spinach pie (spanakopita) at Yanni’s. But sorry admirer, you’re going to need to consult outside sources for those pronunciations. I say, you’re always safe with souvlaki.

"Shopping for Success

With market items like feta cheese, olive oil, phyllo dough and Greek Coffees, the Hellenic language Market & Deli, at 3205 Dixieland State Street about pentad miles from downtown, is to Grecian goods what SLC’s Tony Caputos and Granatos ar to reliable Italian imports. (While both Italian joints are worthy of pontification, any further discussion regarding the sexually attractive eateries would be like ordering a margarita rather of vino in France. It’s only not the place. Think of "Ecclesiastes" and the subsequent lyrics of that 1965 Byrds hit Turn, Work, Turn. Think of, "thither is a season and a clock time to every purpose under heaven." Greek today, Italian later.)

"For now, we pay tribute to the Limantzakis menage, owners of the Hellene Market & Deli. Non only ar they great hosts; their food is outstanding. The deli is kick-back atmospheric state to the umpteenth mightiness, though for sure not at the cost of slap-up food. In one case again, I’m all for the lemon rice and chicken souvlaki, also useable in porc. Additional specialties include gyro sandwiches and dolmathes. Weekdays the market and deli is unfastened from 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., but contract there early on Saturdays because the doors close at 4 p.m. through the weekend. That means no baklava until Monday.


Movie review Pride and Prejudice (2005)

July 1st, 2008

Miraculously, for the entirety of my 45 long time here on earth, I have somehow managed to avoid sightedness so much as a channel-surfing snip of Jane Austen’s honey Pride and Prejudice. No easy task as it has seen countless filmed incarnations (this one making the third in the past 2 years). Beingness a fan of Colin Firth’s drive on a different Darcy in Saint Bridget Jones’ D’ Iary, I’ve been the most tempted to break my impressive streak of P & P abstinence, by renting his notable Darcy behavior, but the thought of 5 hours of unaired BBC-ified anything was enough to secure my phonograph record. And now it is only out of a sense of duty to this internet site, and the fact that even my most macho friends sustain returned from it with favorable reports, that I have, at long last, experienced the fanciful follies of the Bennett class and stand ready to disabuse anyone with exchangeable predispositions (okay Prejudices).

Pride and Prepossess, faithfully rendered (or so I’ve read) by first gear time director Joe S. S. Van Dine, is a fine piece of bright and often poignant entertainment, centered around a family with upper crust aspirations, just limited means. The level takes place at a time in British history when social stratification was the ordering of the day - an unwritten law that many would have preferable to see enforceable. Their five daughters (two, Jane and Elizabeth, eligible by age for marriage) stand as the best stroke the family has of improving their societal stack, and this is pretty much the only matter that their mother (Brenda Blethyn) ever thinks about. Mrs. Floyd Bennett is far from beingness a womanhood of refinement and gracility - a bit dotty and gaga around the edges - and though a devoted wife, is completely possessed by the prospect of obtaining a ticket into upper-class order visa-vie a strategic marriage or deuce. In the profound lyric of David Byrne - same as it ever so was.

When Mr. Bingley - a handsome, moneyed and patrician bachelor (Paul Simon Woods) moves into their village - it sets the Floyd Bennett household into something of a state - especially as Mr. Bingley is often seen in the company of a deep and handsome gentleman freind. The lot of them first fulfil at local social function, where Bingley takes a fast phantasy for Jane, unfortunately his enigmatic and ostensibly clannish friend Mr. Darcy (Levi MacFayden) gets off to a piteous start with Elizabeth. Of course anyone who’s seen at least five movies in their life, instantly knows where matters such as this are headed.

Up until now, I’ve written Keira Knightly cancelled as the new manakin Winona Passenger, and other than Pirates of the Caribbean and Love Actually, actually I was pretty much unfamiliar with her work - though course I’ve read a good deal around her. At this distributor point, I should confess that I’m ready to head up a local chapter or her fan golf club. She literally tears the hinges off of this sucker and with Austen’s wry witticisms flowing by nature from her exquisite mouth, you’ll want to get together my little club yourself.

As for the rest of the cast, Donald Sutherland is strong as the beleaguered and confounded patriarch of the Floyd Bennett family and Judi Dench is pleasurably despicable as Lady Catherine the Great - a condescending, yet officious woman of local nobility. Dench is so good at inspiring your misanthropy that you’d literally like to see her eaten awake by wild sheep. Quite an a testament to her thespian prowess. Also impressive is MacFayden’s Darcy. For his function he gambles that he can succeed you over when his character turns in the final move, after acting the "know your place-card" and remaining unlikably aloof passim most of the film. He manages this with charming assuredness, due more often than not to the fact that we know all along that his abrasiveness is just a disguise to hide his attraction to Elizabeth - in spitefulness of his low opinion of her family. Besides, playing knockout to get almost ne’er fails - same as it ever was. As far as I know, this is the only thing I’ve seen him in, and he manages to be quite winning, despite his unconventional, nigh lopsided, Bohemian look.

There are a number of subplots, ane involving a younger Floyd Bennett sister (Battle of Jena Malone) wHO becomes entangled with the wrong sort of blighter. An unfortunate turn of circumstance that requires a clever snatch of chicanery on the part of her loved ones to extricate her from. And naturally there are a lot of hearts battered, bruised and broken on side the matrimonial trail.

As a matter of course, the film is going to stand or fall on the strength of how effectively the love story is rendered. I must admit that I was quite taken with it, even though such love-hate relationships receive become awfully cliché since Austen wrote her fib nearly two hundred years ago. Still, this is a tale told with such wit and wisdom that when, at long last, it turns physical, the passion literally radiates from the iI of them in palpable waves. In the end, Elizabeth relies less on her heart-stopping beauty, and more on her honesty and solid character to lure Darcy’s true feelings out of hiding and by the final play it becomes clear that he is likewise a man of great loyalty and fictional character. Once Elizabeth I realizes these things, and sees beyond her possess pride, she lights up in a way that cannot be directed and you won’t soon draw a blank. Oftimes you’ll hear a woman described as organism luminous - indeed the light that eminates from within pres Young Miss Medieval may very well cause permanent retina damage.

Along with video perfect period detail and cinematography that is beyond sumptuous, Pride and Prejudice hits so many of the correct notes that it literally sings. It will go down in history as one of those rarified creations: a quintessential chick flick that men cannot resist. As far as I’m concerned it volition remain a fluke, simply one of those guilty pleasures and nothing more. For instant out brassy.

It’s about time you guys reveiwed Pride and Prej, I was afraid you didn’t like it and that would have brought you down in my judgement. It’s really cool to see this move doing so good with the critics and making money because I just love it so much. I have done my part cuz I’ve seen it 3 multiplication. Hey i’m not proud.

You’re blinking well right - I’ve seen it twice with both of the women I’ve been seeing and each time I sawing machine a little bit of a different film, as I run to experience movies alomst vicariously through whomever I’m with. In any case I loved it both times and of row so did the ladies.

I experience a little confession to make myself. I went to Pridefulness and Prejuduce with my two sisters. And I really mat like wearing some sorting of disguise because I was pretty embarassed to be going to see it. After it was over though I had no such feelings and left the theater proudly with a sister on either arm and a couple of damp tissues in my pocket. Probably the charles Herbert Best chick flick I’ve seen since the Notebook.

To be honest, I opine you’re a little bit off by calling Pride and prepossess a wench flick. It’s indeed a classic latinian language, but I’ve noticed that a caboodle of guys seem to be pretty keen on this one as comfortably. In fact I got a call from a boyfriend that I’d scarcely broken it off with not more than 3 months agone and he said he’d gone to see it with his mates and that he’d had to bat away the weeping, because it reminded him of our situation. Actually I’m well rid of the hemophile and he’d have to be a rich blue blood who looked like St. Matthew MacFayden for me to consider truckage him back aboard that’s for bloody sure.

Since you don’t have whatsoever chat board in your humor incision I just wanted to congratulate you for that piece on Christmas, I laughed tabu loud and Emailed it to my Mother. It’s funny because I’ve been on this site a number of times and that’s the first time I of all time clicked over there - I’ve since read several and think you’re well-nigh as funny as anyone I’ve of all time read.

Curious - Pride and Prej seems to be acquiring almost universally strong reviews, but as yet I haven’t heard any variety of Oscar buzz - do you think that’s out of the question?

Like yourself I went to P and P (with my girlfriend) to the full prepared to spend the next deuce hours rolling my eyes at everything on the screen, merely wound up coming away the film with a newfound perceptiveness for Jane Austen, and in fact I’d commit this motion picture in the top 10 films I’ve seen this year. Go figure.


Movie review The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (2006)

June 30th, 2008

The Deuce-ace Burials of Melquiades Estrada marks the directorial debut of Tommy Lee Casey Jones - one of Hollywood’s inexorably irascible forces and if the film reflects Jones’ hardscrabble, barbwire personae, so does it expose the apparitional presence of Sam Peckinpah. His purport infuses non only the scope and style of the flick but it’s offbeat humour and it’s inspired ridiculousness. Co-written with Amores Perros scribe Guillermo Arriaga Three Burials garnered Jones c. H. Best writing and acting accolades at last years Cannes Film Festival.

Jones plays Pete Perkins, a heavy drinking Texan who kit and caboodle as a ranch foreman for a small kine operation near the U.S/Mexico molding. He hires and develops a friendly relationship with the titular illegal alien (Julio Cesar Cedillo) who becomes romantically involved with a dangerous woman. Much care the legendary Peckinpah, Bobby Jones creates a setting where bullets ace through the air with comic geometrical regularity, law and morality ar subject to interpretation, life is, at best, a precarious commodity and loyalty and redemption are valued above all else. Barry Pepper (The Green Mile, Saving Secret Ryan) turns in a wire-taut performance as Border Patrolman Mike Norton - a cheeky, newcomer of a inept cowboy with a pronounced tendency to rub multitude the wrong way. He is marital to the tempestuous beauty Lou Ann (January Jones) but his difficulty in relating to her as a husband and lover leaves her a unfrequented frustrated tinderbox. As the title suggests senor Estrada is not long for this world and his ill-advised flirting with Mike’s wife shortly results in one of those contrary bullets devising a diaphragm in the vicinity of his more vital interior organs. To conceal his crime, Mike does a sloppy job of burial Melquiades - a fact that a band of coyotes shortly make known to Jones as well as the local Sheriff.

Understandably upset by the state of affairs and the rather disrespectful manner in which his friend’s body was interred, Pete Perkins beginning seeks amends from the local sheriff Belmont - played with an upbeat comic flare by Dwight Yoakum. Belmont is more inclined to let the matter lie, rather than stir up more headaches for himself and proceeds to sweep the inauspicious accident aside. Thus Perkins has no choice only to remove matters into his have hands. The first purchase order of clientele is to kidnap Pepper dress him up in the dead man’s dress and set out on a journey to sink Estrada in his hometown - in accordance with his wishes. During the trek to Mexico Jones and Pepper’s characters acquire something of an understanding as well as closure in the films somewhat spiritual conclusion. Unlike a typical western, with the attendant macho grandstanding on with high body counts, Jones offers a pared down morals play where a simple man of honor wishes only for others to understand and value the life of one isle of Man - illegal immigration issues aside.

If I give a squawk with the picture it’s that it unfairly paints border patrol personnel in an uncomplimentary light - the accuracy is the vast bulk of such men see to the safety and well-being, and go out of their way to insure that border crossing aliens are not unjustly harmed or left to die from exposure to the elements. Those issues aside, Jones gritty and heartfelt portrayal of a Texas town full of characters wHO run the gamut of human foibles and frailties is indeed a bewitching and laudable debut. The many characters Jones and Pepper encounter on their journey are particularly well-drawn and represent in allegoric form a good cross section of that society. Nigh memorable is a blind man played by Band Drummer Levon Helm. Overall, the plastic film runs a bit foresightful and sure as shooting owes it’s debts to Peckinpah’s Land Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia with it’s corpse carrying theme as well as The Ballad of Cable Hoague with it’s lowly town portraits and prostitute character. The film also demonstrates Jones’ resourceful use of antifreeze.

I persuasion this film to be brilliant, It’s like Mary Harris Jones tapped into the deepest reserves of the many soulful characters he’s played over the years and draws it altogher in one abrasive and full of life canvas. Can’t wait to see it again, In truth love it

Is this film considered to have been released in a year other than 2005, because I can’t understand why it didn’t recieve whatever award thoughtfulness?

Amazing feat by all involved. Tommy Lee daniel Jones continues to show that he’s as good as it gets and Pepper delievers the gooda as well. And how about Yoakum, is there anything this guy can’t or isn’t willing to do.?

I infer we must be thought of dissimilar Sam Peckinpahs, the one I’m fammiliar with filled his films with dumb motion blood and guts gun fights, ?Are we tlking about the same Sam that directed the Long Riders? Because this film was about as exciting as 3 funerals and a wedding.

Porter Porter William Sydney Porter, you’ve definitley only seen one Peck pick, because the writer here is very exact in his comparison, you need to go back and rip the films that he mentioned toward the end of this review. That was the real Peckinpah, the one you’re talk about was grasping onto style over substance toward the end of his great


Movie review Breakdown (1998)

June 28th, 2008

Breakdown was released in 1997 and while it was 1 of my favorite pictures of that year, our site was not yet up and running. Lately, I revisited this underrated thriller and thought I’d write a review.

Truth be told, I truly wasn’t very excited about this pic when I went to see it at a special pussyfoot preview in May of 1997. And in fact, one of the reasons I went to ascertain it out was because it had been rumored that Preponderant would unveil a Titanic trailer before it. The Titanic laggard was indeed attached, and it was impressive (and in an odd twist, Paramount would hold that legendary blockbuster from it’s original summertime of ‘97 release to Christmas of the same year so that the effects work could be completed). So imagine my surprise when the film I was actually thither to see ended up knocking me for a loop.

Breakdown features Kurt Russell and Kathleen Quinlan as a married couple who embark on a lengthy abandon road trip to start a new life together. The trek becomes black, however, when their vehicle breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Without going into depth as to the "why" or "how," Russell’s married woman disappears without a trace, forcing this reluctant serviceman to snap into action and piece together a series of clues that lead him into a deadly game of deception.

What rump I say? This pic really surprised me. During the first-class honours degree half, I thought I was observation a Gloaming Zone instalment. I truly wasn’t sure where it was headed. While the film does ultimately go in a rather mainstream direction, it’s handled so efficiently, that I bought into every second of it. This is a picture in which the audience roots for the good hombre and really comes to hate the bad guys.

Breakdown is a unadulterated example of how a simplistic secret plan can be incredibly effective if executed properly. An expertly crafted thriller like Breakdown keeps the audience guessing from one compelling situation to the next. Director Jonathan Mostow (wHO would go on to direct the entertaining U-571 and the surprisingly competent and highly underrated Eradicator 3) has fashioned a taut, white-knuckler that was obviously divine by the works of Alfred Hitchcock.

Kurt Russell is a very underrated actor, and in Partitioning he gives one of his identical best performances. In fact, it is his vulnerable, everyman persona that really lends weight to the movie. If we don’t feel for him and his plight, the film can’t do work. Russell pulls this thing off with flying colors. Just watch his eyes when he comes to the realization that his wife power be dead. It’s a powerful moment–one that keeps Breakdown from becoming a routine thriller.

Kathleen Quinlan is too exceptional as Russell’s wife. This solid actress is put through the ringer in this movie. She proves the perfect co-star and spell she and Russell don’t share a lot of screen sentence together, their connection and love for one some other is perfefctly conveyed.

J.T. Walsh (in unrivalled of his final roles–he passed away shortly later this film was released) is incredibly effective as…well…I don’t actually want to go there because I don’t want to ruin any of this picture’s delightful surprsies. Let’s just now say that there in truth isn’t a type of role this terrific character actor couldn’t play. His scenes in the final act of this picture are dynamite and add nausea-inducing tension to the proceedings.

Breakdown is as close to perfection as a thriller can drive. It’s mean, non-stop, well acted, perfectly directed and pulse buffeting in a big mode. The net chase sequence in this picture had my heart beating like a hummingbird, and I was completely riveted.

If you haven’t seen this gem of a flick, do yourself a party favor and check it extinct. It’s one of the most underrated thrillers of the last ten geezerhood. Mr. Mostow, I present you.


Movie review Lara Croft - Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

June 26th, 2008

In Indiana Jones and…er…in Tomb Spoiler: The Cradle of Life, sexy venturer Lara Croft sets out on a perilous travel to find the legendary
Pandora’s Box, an artifact that, if opened could cause all kinds of nasty lawlessness, especially if in the wrong hands.

As you may know, this is a keep up up to the first Tomb Spoiler picture which was in fact inspired by a video plot of the same identify. As dumb and ludicrous as this sequel is (I knew I was in for a moronic ride the second Jolie sucker punches a shark early on in the movie), I enjoyed it much more than the original - thanks to a zippy flow and crisp action sequences courtesy of film director Jan De Bont (Hurrying and Cruller). The first base Tomb Raider, by dividing line, lacked whatsoever kind of cohesion - serving up one
befuddled action sequence after another draining them of whatsoever potential turmoil. Jan De Bont has made a couple of really bad movies (understand Speed 2 and The Haunting), just he seems much more adept with this material than Simon the Canaanite West did (although I did enjoy West’s Con Air).

Jolie seems much more comfortable this time out, and while that British accent sputters in and out, she brings energy and physicality to the role. Simply invest, she’s a sexy creature. The moving picture also has a romance, and while it’s quite typical, I was surprised by the direction it took at the end of the movie.

I can honestly say that this Grave Raider excursion also has stunt sequences I’ve never seen before including a doozy in which Croft and her fearless
married person take a leap from a century story building and safely glide through the sky in special sky soaring suits. It has been reported that there are only 10 people in the earth who know how to use these suits, and De Bont and his team ground two of them. The sequence really is breathtaking.

Jan De Bont’s achiever still looks to be something of a fluke. Speed was great fun, but Twister was middling at charles Herbert Best and Speed 2 and The Haunting were both disasters. Spell his take up on Tomb Raider is by no means a return
to his glory days as a bright cinematographer, it is better than his last deuce directing efforts.

The Cradle of Life is derivative to be sure. It’s an obvious Indiana Jones rip off and look even closer and you’ll see a world of other movies as well, including Almighty of the Rings, Republic of the Congo (yuck!), and the plant of John Lackland Woo. So why the hell am I locution anything good about it? Perhaps it’s because I had nix expectations exit in. Or perhaps it’s just because I’m worn to Jolie
in some weird way. Who knows. One thing’s for sure, as dim as this movie is, it sure beats the hell out of the first one. And for what it’s worth,
I’ll take this movie over Bad Boys 2 whatever day of the calendar week and twice on Sunday.


Movie review American History X (1998)

June 25th, 2008

This film has gotten a lot of attention for it’s controversial national matter. Black Prince Norton stars as a white-supremecist loss leader who ends up in prison after being prosecuted for a terrible play of violence. Interestingly the film was directed by Tony Kaye, who was thoroughly overwrought when the producers gave final cut to the film’s wizard Edward Norton. The result is a mostly effective film that succeeds on the strength of some fantastic performances.

Norton (Key Fear, Rounders and The People vs. Larry Flynt), undergoes an amazing strong-arm transformation to play the muscular and intimidating leader of a skinhead group, and his commanding presence and intense performance bring up this film from what might induce otherwise been a banal excercise in polemics.

While serving time, Norton’s younger brother, played by Terminator 2’s Edward II Furlong, tries to follow in Norton’s footsteps - which causes a good bit of conflict upon Norton’s handout. I don’t want to give aside any plot, but level though the message being put across in this film is, at multiplication, heavy-handed and obvious, it suceeds in large function because of Norton’s compelling turn.

Few of the other performances are peculiarly notablel - Furlong is flat, and Fairuza Hindrance (The Craft) as the trouble-causing, hatred spouting lady friend completely overacts. The veterans Elliot Stephen Jay Gould, Beverly D’Angelo and Stacy Keach, fare better, only it is Norton’s mesmerizing turn that makes this movie so intense and unforgettable.

There is no doubt that American History X has good intentions, but it never truly goes beyond what a sensible and intelligent person already knows. Hatred, at any level, does not make sense and in the end, everything catches up with you. Then again, simply like films such as Schindler’s Heel it doesn’t hurt to be reminded.

American Account X has flaws in it’s pacing and Norton’s transformation is a tad rushed, just overall it’s a pic I highly recommend and unfortuantely will probably always be germaine.

There has been quite a few mentions of this film in the "disturbing" category, simply I would like to discuss the deeper impact this plastic film has. Permit me throw you some background about me number one so you know where I’m climax from.

I’m 29, caucasian language, married to a caucasian language woman, have an 18-month-old beautiful biracial boy, live in a suburb of Chicago (close enough to be considered Chicago), work in a school territorial dominion that is EXTREMELY diverse, and attend a Chrisitian church that is highly diverse. I have never thought of myself as a anti-Semite and have always defended minorities when someone brings up race in a conversation against minorities.

That being aforesaid, this movie really made me question my beliefs on the whole race issue. When Derek Vinyard (Ed Norton) is departure through one of his many speeches, I found myself buying into it a bunch. When he kicked the Crip’s dentition in on the bridle, I felt he was justified in doing that. This scares the turd out of me.

Fortunately, the message of the movie is that All of the Neo-Nazi propoganda is finish bullschtick. The overall message is an extremely positive, while noneffervescent depressing, matchless. The whole movie takes you on the evolutionary trip Derek goes through from the start of his manipulation by his Dad to his further manipulation by the leader of a hate column and Neo Nazi motion, from his prison sentence and eye-opening experience to his release and departure from the Neo Nazis that brainwashed him in the first-class honours degree place.

What I would like to discuss ar imbedded in the speeches Derek gives.

One of the discussions could be on his speech he gave to NBC that the police force force watched at the station many years later. His father-God, a relief pitcher, was just gunned down while on the job and he is Manifestly extremely swage. The main bulk of his dialog consists of blaming minorities for taking advantage of the system. For "dealing drugs while still collecting a welfare check." He opens the interview with "It’s typical", and continues to rant later that.

Another could be the dinner conversation they had when the Judaic teacher came by as a guest. The main discussion was Rodney King and riots. Derek was making the point that riots don’t occur because of impoverishment. He believed it was simply self-seeking at it’s worse. Whatsoever excuse to go swag a storehouse. And then there was the give-and-take of Rodney King himself, which Derek had a lot of truth in talking about how Rodney himself was not a model citizen.

Another could be the speech he gave his "crew" right earlier they destroyed the grocery store the Vietnamese humanity owned. His main point was that the political science is exploitation funds to help these illegal immigrants to brandish in USA when they aren’t even citizens. That the immigration service (I’m not sure if this is the appropriate title) didn’t regular BOTHER to screen for criminal backgrounds on those coming into the state. Because of it, a LARGE number of those immigrants ar in prison which is costing Americans more tax money. He makes a very bluff and profound statement, "The Statue of Liberty says give us your sick, trite, and hungry. But I say that it’s AMERICANS who ar sick, banal, and hungry." He further rants by saying that, until we help our AMERICANS, we should close the book.

I don’t live in u.S., but the case will probably be the same… "the government is using cash in hand to help these illegal immigrants to flourish in America"

The population of immigrants has the highest percentage of employment. Some people


Movie review Sunshine (2007)

June 24th, 2008

Taking a cue from the likes of 2001, 2010, Foreigner, Silent Linear, and Solaris, the new movie Sunshine takes on hefty ambitions. Sadly, as strong as much of the movie is, it never really gels into anything but a submarine par adventure/thriller, mostly because director Danny Boyle (28 Days Later, Trainspotting) tries a slight too intemperate to amalgamate traditional sci-fi with the metaphysical. In Sunshine, a multi-ethnic crew travel to the far reaches of space on a secret mission. The mission; to re-ignite a dying sun and salvage humanity as we know it. During their lengthy journey, the crew engage in a series of dangerous tasks before advent across some other space craft that was sent on a alike mission a few years earlier. After boarding the mysterious vessel, the crew come crosswise a unusual force that threatens to jeopardize their entire mission.

Sunshine is more of a provocative sci-fi film than an all out action fest, and for much of it’s running time, it proves to be amazingly interesting even though it’s essentially a fusion of several other familiar films. Boyle does manage to create a sense of isolation and technically, the movie offers up some truly breathtaking imagery. Unfortunately, the last act of the film treads on Event Horizon territory as a unknown intruder wreaks havoc amongst our heroic but flawed crew. In the end, Sunshine is tripped up by foreign, spiritual undertones and a misguided culmination, and the muddled, tongue-tied fashion in which Boyle shoots the final moments, doesn’t exactly help matters. Not a bad film, but I certainly hoped for more.


Movie review The Producers (2005)

June 23rd, 2008

Christmastime brought not one but two remakes around larger than life characters running murderously in the streets of New York, one a worthy re-imagining "King Kong" and the early a contrived retread "The Producers" that gives it’s own classic inquiry "Where did we go right?" an all overly easy answer - "Nowhere!" The Producers 2005, to be more accurate, is a motion picture version of a successful Broadway version of Mel Brooks’ dearest 1968 film classic, from which he wrote the script as well as several new songs and production numbers for the stage version. A play that enjoyed one of the most successful runs in Broadway history and in 2001 made off with a record-setting number of Tony Awards, which then begs the obvious question about this newest remake "Where did they go wrong?"

It must have looked like such a no-brainer, that music director Susan Stroman (who directed the Broadway version) literally checked hers at the door and instead of making a movie, she quite literally filmed the play. Very seldom does the tv camera do anything other than watch the play which is mayhap the most notable position where Stroman went incorrect. Even so with Saint Matthew the Apostle Broderick on board to reprise his mega-successful persona as accountant Leo Blooming (the part which was "back in the day" the first of many successful collaborations betwixt Gene Billy Wilder and Van Wyck Brooks. Pencil in Nathan Lane who would reprise his "Kong-sized" stage persona as Scoop Bialystock (the hack Great White Way producer who’d probably sell his mother back to the Germans for a hit play - the part played so masterfully by Null Mostel closely 30 days past) Throw in Uma Thurman for sizzle and scenery and let’s bring Broadway to Peoria.

If you’re not familiar with the premise of the story, it’s definitely worth a paragraph. After a string of failures, Scoop (Lane) is reprimanded by his controller Leo (Broderick) because in order to take a little of the sting out of his a la mode flop he fools around with a few numbers game, or as Leo calls it "cooking the books." As a flip little aside, Lion suggests that Max could probably make more money if he produced a total failure. "Cha-ching" After crunching a number or 2, the estimate looks like it mightiness just pencil out. Soon obsessed with failure, the two crackpots begin their search for the worst script in town. A play so bad they’d be lucky to bring forth through unmatched performance before it’s booed right off the Great White Way.

While sort through a pile of potential bombs, they encounter upon a play so bad, so patently awesome that the beauty of it literally brings them to crying. The Play "Spring For Hitler" by Nazi playwright Franz Leibkind (Volition Ferrell, wHO makes a game exertion). Springtime for Hitler is a notional musical intended as exoneration for Adolph, the variety of thing they imagine that will have patrons leaving the theater on a dead run. Scarce to methedrine the address they rent a managing director who speaks fluent gibberish and is accompanied by a screech ponce of an helper and before you toilet say Fahrfugnugen they’ve got a major hit on their hands, which may well land the 2 of them in the poky.

What happens to The Producers can be summed up in the translation. Brooks won an Oscar in 1968 for the original screenplay, thanks to Wilder’s painful paranoia and subdued hysterics playing off of Mostel’s unblushing greed and egotism. In it’s translation to the stage Van Wyck Brooks added batch of putz jokes and gay jokes and everything is broadened to the point that subtlety gets blown direction past the guy sitting in the back row. Unfortunately the execution of the chronicle and the Broadway musical numbers turn this into an overlong and ill-chosen affair. Lane and Broderick fail to translate their stage antics into credible cinematic performances. In some instances I felt as if the two ar looking at the hearing puppyeyed, unsure if anyone got the joke they just attempted. It seems obvious that job one as the director would have been to tone down the stagy project and introduce a more organic element to all of the relationships. Every punch pipeline seems to include a laughter suspension. It was also obvious that all of the decent laughs came from lines out of the original film. As antecedently mentioned the cinematography is virtually nonexistent and Thurman’s’ Ulla is a animated cartoon character version of a Swede with an dialect your median third grader could do. The same goes for Will Ferrell’s German. though he does go for it and gets a few chuckles with his constant business about His Fuhrer not getting his proper self-regard. I mightiness also mention the laughable overuse of gay stereotypes prancing around like unacceptable poofs, singing a doubled entendre identification number called "Keep It Gay" that is beyond the wan. As for the former numbers. Just plain boring. In fact the only good music is in the "Springtime For Hitler" production itself.

This painfully disappointing remake simon Marks the number one and believably last field day for Susan Stroman, as a director of characteristic film. She directs the film as if the camera is an effrontery and should only be used slenderly. The 2001 musical adjustment is packed to the brim with unnecessary caricatures, asides, stereotypes and bloated musical travesties that debase the punch of Mel Brooks fervidly irreverent humor. In my opinion, they should sustain been glad with the Tony’s, there certainly won’t be any Oscar speak surrounding this big, noisy, annoying and often offensive clunker of a film. Brooks should have known better than to tramp down on his own garden. Brooks himself actually gets the last word in this thing, appearing amid the refrain girls in the final production number, "Go home, he says, "It’s over." Ironically there are probably a number of people that had already gone home base and considering his advanced years, it’s possible that "it’s over’ might be in reference to his vocation.